anyway here's the ..meme i guess Oo tagged by
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. (some of these definitions were long so I'm going to just mainly put the first sentence)
Tag 3 people.
1. Your name?
Petra:A godess like women with a porn star body.
"Damn, Petra is one hot bitch"
ok i LOLED so hard at this.
2. Your age?
18:The day your life officially ends.
I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.
3. One of your friends?
Ivana: common Russian and Serbian (Slavic) name. you would find most of Ivana girls looking gorgeous, sexy, hot, dark eyes, great character and charisma. those girls usually have sexy eastern European hard accent, and wherever they go they cause a lot of attention. Americans usually get the pronunciation wrong because accent is on I not on A .
hahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaahah..i cant believe how true this is =/
4. What should you be doing?
sleeping: Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.
Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"
Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"
5. Favorite color?
red:This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."
serbia:A loyal and brave country that is widely misunderstood as a bad guy for some strange reason. Not perfect, but certainly not evil. They have a rich culture and a very unique language, as well as very intellectual people (however, out of all those smart ones, it's usually the dumb ones that are placed in positions of power). Serbia consists of many people who's pride matters most, and they seldom (for a lack of better term) take shit from anyone, and even though sometimes they are no match, they still keep their ground. Serbia is a beautiful country, with beautiful women. However, it's currently going through a lot of crap, which is a damn shame.
Kraljevic Marko is by far one of the most badass heroes ever!
"wait which country won the most basketball championships in the world?"
"i believe it was serbia(yugoslavia)"
"ok...but which country was the one w/ the horrible civil war?"
"and the crazy ass milosevic is serbian right?"
"yeh thats correct"
"and the women...?"
"the women, my friend, are the highlight of serbia"
7. Month of your birth?
march:Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
yes i am
8. Last person you talked to?
kayla(still am) : Kayla stands for "Queen" in the Italin language. Kaylas are energetic beyond comprehension! They have unlimited imagination and enjoy Anime, video games, gambling and fantasy. They are conventionally beautiful but enjoy a tom-boyish lifestyle, unfeathered by tons of make-up, fashion trends and gossip. They are good in math and also enjoy history.
Kayla is more beautiful than you would imagine, being that she is so into anime and video games.
9. One of your nicknames?
Peki:A morbibly obese specimen.
Can be found in areas close to Dominos Pizza.
Hey I smell Peki. Oh wait its just Dominos Pizza.
i tag i tag........
(IN YA FACE!) and anyone else who wants to do this x)]
and another tag game i have to do
? You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
? Tag five people afterward.
? Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.
1. Perfect? LOL!!!!! no
2. Tall? wriiiight....not here
3. In your pajamas? Hell no
4. Left handed? Noes!
1. Friend you saw : Mario!
2. Talked to on the phone : ahg.........hmm.......irena !
3. Person to text you: kayla LOL
4. Was today better than yesterday? same
1. Number: 18!
2. Color(s): red! and white!
3. Fruit: watermellons...mmmmmmmm....
4. Place: le sea!
1. Are you missing someone right now? hm no
2. Are you happy? but of skroz!
3. Are you sad? ocasionally
4. Are you bored? ocasionall
5. Are you nervous? nou
6. Are you tired? not at all! Im skippy as a kangaroo
1. Real name? Petra!
2. Nick names? Peki, blue
3. Eye color? blue-grey-green..depends on light..mood..stuff
4. Zodiac sign? Pisces!yaay fishies!
5. Male or female? female!
6. Slut? no! o_o
7. Smart? but of skroz
8. Hair color? blond w00t
9. Long or short? eh...medium
10. Sweats or Jeans? jeans!!!!
11. Phone or Camera? phone!
12. Drink or Smoke? nothing atm..not in near future
14. Righty or lefty? right~
1. First best friend? Andrijana
2. first crush? mm bojan =o
3. First pet? A gold fish called Berta O_o
4. First big vacation? Montenegro
LE SEAAAAAAAAAAa may the fish be free! ..im so retarded
1. Eating? popcorn!w00t which i burned by mistake =/
2. Drinking? soda
3. I'm about to: go to the WC O_O
4. Listening to? freestylers - push up word up
5. Plans for today? finish my com!
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? taller definetly
2. Romantic or spontaneous? a bit of both and a bit of wild
3. Sensitive or loud? loud
4. Hook-up or relationship? relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? 'squize me??
2. Lost glasses/contacts? nope (thank god)
3. Ran away from home? ofc not =/
4. Broken someone's heart?not that i know of =/
5. Been arrested? not yet but when they find out my plans for world domination maybe
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? yep
2. Yourself? i guess
3. Heaven? yep
4. Santa Claus? i believe in the power of my parents bringing me gifts
4. Love? i guess =/
5. Do you like someone? not atm
6. Do you believe in God? yes i do
7. Answered the truth on all questions ? yes i did!
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: push away the snakes under my bed and the dead soldiers then went and brushed my teeth.then fed my pet dinosaur.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: my squeeking parrot =o
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: harold and kumar : go to white castle , and i LOLED
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: caffe K
Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: i try to D:
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: not really..i always miss the falling ones
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: of course! ^o^
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: in mah bed!
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: i dont know
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: oh my god i have to go to the bathroom.Then i went. at 6 am
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
depends on the day, mood..im a girl aint i -_-
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: song on my pc
Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: my eyes -_-
Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: july, no school, sea, party
Q: What did you do last night?
A: rp, rp, rp , rp, play game
again! MOCK !
And anyone who wants to do it